Czech Model Tapped for World’s First Vagina Beer

But don’t worry, it’s clean, safe, and totally respectful to women, says the company behind it
Tip: Visit Expats.cz Food & Drink for great tips on Prague restaurants, Czech cuisine, and more

A recently launched Indiegogo campaign is seeking €150,000 to fund the creation of the world’s first vagina beer, a bottled brew that would contain the “quintessence of femininity,” e.g. vaginal bacteria.

While the company is Polish – and oh-so-cleverly named the Order of Yoni for the Sanskrit word for “womb” – the ludicrous venture has ties to the Czech Republic: the woman who will lend her lactic acid bacteria to “Bottled Instinct” beer, and who appears in the promo materials in lingerie, is Czech model Alexandra Brendlova.

Advertise with Expats.cz

According to the company’s technically rigorous FAQ (“We take the bacteria from vagina using gynecological stick”), much time was invested in finding just the right woman for the job:

“We selected a beautiful, very intelligent, woman for our first beer and she personifies beauty, intelligence and will be an inspiration for our future models.”

Also read:  Moravian winemaker awarded gold medal for world's best Chardonnay

Hold on there haters, non-believers, and women like me who are currently searching for the nearest object to hurl, the Yoni mean no direspect.

Photo: Orderyoni.com
Photo: Orderyoni.com

“Firstly, Yoni is a sacred Hindu name of vagina and it symbolizes our respect to vagina as a sacrum…We are convinced such respect should be also present in our modern Western culture. The Order believes the beer is a tribute to our mothers and a tribute to the act of childbirth. It is far, far from disrespect for a woman.”

Apparently that respect extends only to the hot models and celebrities the company invites to make donations. The exception? Anyone willing to ante up a €10,000 contribution gets 60 bottles of signature brew made from “Girlfriend’s bacteria.”

Photo: Orderyoni.com
Photo: Orderyoni.com


Tip: Visit Expats.cz Food & Drink for great tips on Prague restaurants, Czech cuisine, and more

Leave a Reply

Related posts

Sign up for our Newsletter

Enter your email to receive a weekly news update from Expats.cz directly to your inbox! We will never share your email or send you spam.

Close Menu